this kinda sums up tumblr for me
OH MY GOD
My favorite thing is when Justin suggests pizza on a night where I was feeling like pizza because lately I’ve gotten really self-conscious about being the one to bring it up
Peter Dinklage sums up Game of Thrones in under a minute.
Protected from the false god.
But is it Rose speaking, or the TARDIS…?
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
Fashion Wonderland: Tony Ward f/w 2013-2014
“I was extremely shy when I was younger. I wasn’t asked to the prom or anything. Life didn’t really even start for me until I turned fifty. But let’s just say I got plenty of experience after that!”